Your kitten has heard all of your conversations arguments and deepest secrets It suddenly learns to talk What would you do

Your cat has heard all of your conversations arguments and deepest secrets It suddenly learns to talk What would you do

I would probably die of embarrassment. Then I would be interested in having a deep conversation with someone who has more than just a modicum of intelligence.

I used to have a button on my old jacket that said, “Everything I know I learned from my cat.” ‘Nuf said.

Become a cat and hide under the bed

I would probably buy a bag of Temptations and bribe him into signing a non-disclosure agreement.

Damn, even if this is a “What if” kind of question, this is true for me. My cat has heard all of my bs for the past two years.

I’d probably make his swear to secrecy, although he’d probably snitch anyways.

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